The Gilligan's Island defection.

[rug]

If you were stuck on Gilligan's Island, who would you throw off?

[geardaddy]

1. The Skipper.

[hlthe2b]

2. why?

[geardaddy]

5. Because he's a bully.

[Justice wanted]

23. ahhh, I think it was tough love he was showing to Gilligan. NOW Ginger is the one I would.

[LynneSin]

3. Do we really need yet another thread attacking Mitt Romney's wife

[rug]

10. Between her, Barbara Bush, and Newt's wife, my vote's been swayed.

[ohiosmith]

4. All the men.

[hlthe2b]

6. the Professor is safe...

[ohiosmith]

7. Hahahaha!

[RiffRandell]

19. Yeah, he always fixed the radio.

Not that it helped. God it drove me nuts as a kid that they couldn't get off that damn island. Yet I watched every episode.

[Yavin4]

21. Yeah. He Could Fix A Radio But Could Make A Boat To Get Off The Damn Island n/t

[geardaddy]

25. He could even make a fucking car!

Yet, couldn't fix the SS Minnow.

[hifiguy]

8. Everybody but the Professor,

Ginger and Mary Ann. The Professor is smart and helpful, the others not so much. And I don't think there's a lot of mystery about why a straight guy would keep Ginger and Mary Ann around.

[ohiosmith]

9. Why no Mrs. Howe?

[hifiguy]

11. Just another rich parasite like her hubby Mittens,

er, Thurston.

[ohiosmith]

12. Maybe! But I think she would come in handy during a food shortage.

Just saying!

[hifiguy]

13. OMG!

[MrScorpio]

14. I don't know...

I'm thinking too tough and gamey

[ohiosmith]

20. An overnight marinade of cocoanut milk and pineapple. Spit roast low and slow with local veggies.

We got ourselves a nice entree.

[MrScorpio]

26. You, my friend, are a culinary genius. nt

[pintobean]

27. pearl clutcher

[ohiosmith]

28. Say that in H&M!

[pintobean]

29. I tried that.

Pearl clutching came up and I said I always thought of Mrs. Howell when I saw or heard that term. I was informed that thinking of Mrs. Howell was sexist. I'd rather not think of her. When I think of Mary Ann, I'm much happier.

I guess some people are just wound way too tight.

[baldguy]

16. It's those coconut cream pies.

Even though they never explain where they get the cream.

[davsand]

17. You never heard about coconut MILK? n/t

[pintobean]

30. I've heard it.

http://www.myspace.com/roomfulofblues1/music/songs/coconut-milk-87033080

[bluedigger]

15. I read "The Gilligan's Island defecation" at first..

Thought maybe I missed an episode.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

18. Definitely the Howells

Both of them. Like having to share an island with the Romneys. Gilligan's and idiot, and is almost always the one who ruins our chance to get rescued, but it is his island...

[Yavin4]

22. You Throw Gilligan's Dumbass Off The Island

He personally fucked up more rescue attempts than anyone else.

[cbrer]

24. The On-site Director

Shiver me timbers! Keel haul the barstard by the yard arm.

Oh sorry...wrong nautical theme.

[kwassa]

31. 1965 World's Fair. Ginger. The first celebrity I saw up close.

She and her agent were hanging out behind this fake rock formation and shrubbery, waiting to go on at an event around the corner . We came around the corner and they were there. I was all of 13 and thinking, why is this woman wearing a sequined tight-fitting dress and hiding?

and then ... OMG, it's Ginger!