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Dolphin bodychecks paddleboarder (Original Post) Demovictory9 Apr 2018 OP
Rogue dolphin is ready for the NFL! democratisphere Apr 2018 #1
Nah, that's an NHL move... Wounded Bear Apr 2018 #2
It certainly wasn't soccer. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2018 #3
If there was some high-sticking that could be Flyer's game discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2018 #4
Looks Porpoise-ful to me Bayard Apr 2018 #5
Good one! Duppers Apr 2018 #6
Is that a Miami dolphin? n/t sl8 Apr 2018 #7

JustABozoOnThisBus

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3. It certainly wasn't soccer.
Sun Apr 29, 2018, 10:14 AM
Apr 2018

If soccer, the paddleboarder would have thrashed about in the water, feigning panic, drowning, hysteria, near death, until a referee made a ruling. THEN he'd swim to the board as if nothing happened.

Soccer can be almost operatic in its death scenes.

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