My dog is an idiot.

[baldguy]

I got home from work, mowed the lawn (it really needed it). Then I took the dog for a walk. When we got home, she went out in the back yard & ate some of the grass clippings. Then she came inside & puked in the living room.



You big dummy!

[siligut]

1. She was just examining your work and her instinct took over, she had to eat it.

And puking grass is SOP as far as I know. She's not an idiot, she's adorable.

[fizzgig]

2. my cat makes a beeline for grass when she makes a jail break

i'm usually on puke patrol for a couple days after that

your dog is an ABSOLUTE! beauty

[elana i am]

3. but a beautiful one! nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. She's not an idiot. She's telling you something.

And that something is....


Fuck you, I'm a dog.

[ellisonz]

5. It's a cry for treats!

[backwoodsbob]

6. wow

she's a doll

[Duer 157099]

7. She thought you made her a salad

and she was demonstrating what she thinks of salads

[crunch60]

8. Grass is a dog's Pepto Bismo, she is very smart and beautiful.

[a kennedy]

9. My wiener dog ate grass all the time, but she never got sick.....

it was pretty embarrassing though she'd be "grazing" for 5 - 10 minutes every other stop.....it was never taking her for a walk, more like a feed. ha ha ha. She's no long with us, and I miss her terribly.

[KurtNYC]

10. she's beautiful

mine eat grass and don't get sick. The male will beg for spinach if I am making a salad and he loves it. Eats sage and arugula too.

[irisblue]

11. how is she this am?

and the dog vomiting thing... ah yes..i cut grass yesterday, used the bag attachment, but princess pretty paws tries too. d@#n dogs

[LaurenG]

12. I thought animals ate grass to throw up

I know my cats only eat grass when they want help with a furball. Good looking doggy girl.

[Brigid]

13. My cats have asked me to reply on their behalf.

"Your dog is an idiot? Of course she is -- she isn't a cat!"

I think they feel the same way about me. And as for the dog, she's adorable.

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Hmmm, who's the idiot???

Dog eats grass. Any dog parent knows what will come next. So dog has to stay outside until the deed is done, then she comes in. You did everything out of order, and now you want to blame the dog. Tsk tsk.

Speaking of the dog, she is a beauty!