If MiddleFingerMom EVER gets propositioned again, this what he will wear:

[LynneSin]

[bluesbassman]

1. Too early in the week.

Eye bleach please.

[LynneSin]

2. I thought Pink was his color

[bluesbassman]

4. It brings out the highlights in his hair, that's for sure.

[AnneD]

11. Which ones...

[bluesbassman]

12. Oh no you didn't just go there!

[AnneD]

13. Hey....

you left yourself open for that one

Just pour the eye bleach down the foxhole please......

[irisblue]

3. that could finish the komen run for the cure....

pass the eye bleach.....lynnesin....where did you find that? is MFM helping you ?

[sarge43]

5. Question

And what's the purpose of that shining thingy on the panties?

Never mind. I couldn't handle the truth.

[HopeHoops]

6. That needed a ****GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING**** in the OP subject line. My eyes hurt now.

[LynneSin]

7. Well yell at bluesbassman - he used up the last of the DU Lounge Eye Bleach

and I just bought a new 30gal drum of the stuff.

[HopeHoops]

8. I can't use the stuff - messes with my sinuses. - BTW (in body of message)

I just got two six-week old kittens in Perry County - no joke. I met the owner at the Dollar General on the North side (near the Sheetz). Male and female and beyond cute, but I'm a little uncomfortable with them owning shotguns. I'll be posting pics soon.

Oh, and I had at least two (maybe three) joke threads hidden for using "tits", apparently because I directed the joke at you. Seems some people didn't get the "joke" part of it.

[LynneSin]

10. You name these places in Perry County like I actually know where they are

I haven't a fricking clue - I haven't lived there in almost 2 decades. In fact I can officially say I've spent less than half my life in that hell hole!

[HopeHoops]

14. Oh, right - make that about 5 miles past the old stone railroad bridge.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Easy guess. That's what I always wear.