Oh, Kanye. Ima let you finish "rapping" about marrying Kim Kardashian, but...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

...please make this the last one, OK?

Kanye raps about marrying Kim Kardashian

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/05/kanye-raps-about-marrying-kim-kardashian/



On an upcoming track by hip-hop artist Pusha T, West, 34, raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”

(Says) a second source: “Kim and Kanye are 100 percent having conversations about marriage … (he pursued her) for a long time.”

[hlthe2b]

1. who would you most like to send (indefinitely) to a deserted island?

they get my vote...

Maybe we could create "celebrity isle" where all over-hyped celebs can be banished until no one remembers their names....

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I'm trying to get my arms around the eventual ego implosion

The first high-profile boyfriend..."Ray J"...was basically a nobody. He may be Brandy "Moesha" Norwood's little brother, and he may consider himself to be a "rapper," but to me, he's a nobody. His primary claim to fame is the homemade porn flick he made with Kim, which is the source of his "celebrity."

Reggie Bush? I don't know...he seems like a decent enough guy. Seems like he was scared off by Kim's toxicity.

Kris Humphries? I'm one of those folks who believes the wedding was a publicity stunt, and Humphries received a huge payday for his participation.

But Kanye West? Right now, they're having fun, because they;re both splattered all over the tabloids, and for Kanye, it sells CDs and concert tickets, and for Kim, it boosts her "brand," since the only product or service she has is "Kim Kardashian." My guess is that if they were to commit to each other, one (or both) would soon tire of sharing the spotlight.

[Chan790]

4. She also has a chain of overpriced poor-quality bourgie clothing boutiques.

Well, she shares that with her sisters.

[bluesbassman]

5. Don't forget the "Kardasian Kollection" at Sears. Isn't it clever using a K for collection?

They're freakin' geniuses I tell you! I would haver never thought of using a K for collection, and it matches the K in their name. Isn't that clever and original?

So far their home furnishings line consists of sheets and towels. That'll keep Sears out of bankruptcy court.

[Iggo]

3. “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”

Yeah, this guy's a friggin' genius.

[KG]

6. what does Bruce Kardashian have to say about all this?

[bluesbassman]

7. You hadn't heard? The latest face lift has left him incapable of speech.