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LuckyCharms

(17,413 posts) Thu Nov 8, 2018, 10:22 PM Nov 2018

The doctor was uncharacteristically rough with the tongue depressor today.

He actually made me get upset. He was rough, and he kept it in my mouth too long.

I got really upset. my voice started to shake, and I was on the verge of tears.

He told me to calm down, and said he would prescribe me some tongue anti-depressors.

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The doctor was uncharacteristically rough with the tongue depressor today. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Nov 2018 OP

... Kali Nov 2018 #1

Report him and get a new doctor. onecaliberal Nov 2018 #2

I can't. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz has been my doc since I was a kid. LuckyCharms Nov 2018 #3

You just get no respect, no respect at all. n/t PoliticAverse Nov 2018 #5

Try Dr. Louie Bagadonuts A HERETIC I AM Nov 2018 #8

Depressed tongues and restless legs. The pharmaceutical industry is clever. n/t PoliticAverse Nov 2018 #4

Thank you for the smile this induced. 😀 c-rational Nov 2018 #6

.... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2018 #7

Kali

(55,004 posts)

1. ...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 10:26 PM

Nov 2018

onecaliberal

(32,780 posts)

2. Report him and get a new doctor.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 10:29 PM

Nov 2018

LuckyCharms

(17,413 posts)

3. I can't. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz has been my doc since I was a kid.

Reply to onecaliberal (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 10:34 PM

Nov 2018

I can't betray him.

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

5. You just get no respect, no respect at all. n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 10:43 PM

Nov 2018

A HERETIC I AM

(24,362 posts)

8. Try Dr. Louie Bagadonuts

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 12:58 AM

Nov 2018

He's a friend of Doctor Boombatz.

If you need a Lawyer, I recommend Joey Bowlaspaghetti, Esq.

If your wife needs any plastic surgery, there is always the renowned Dr. Hyman Feintush