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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsJoke heard on The Sopranos ("Adult" joke)
Rich man and poor man have the same wedding anniversary, so every year they meet and tell each other what they got for their wives.
POOR MAN:
"What did you buy your wife this year?"
RICH MAN:
"This year I got her a Rolls Royce and a diamond necklace"
POOR MAN:
"Why a Rolls Royce AND a diamond necklace?"
RICH MAN:
"Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she can drive the Rolls Royce to return it and still be happy"..."What did you get your wife this year?"
POOR MAN:
"I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
RICH MAN:
"Why did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
POOR MAN:
"Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
PJMcK
(22,023 posts)STAGE ONE: Anywhere Sex
The young couple is totally in love and constantly hot for one another. They make out everywhere they can.
STAGE TWO: Bedroom Sex
The slightly older couple has settled down as they've spent more and more time together. They still love one another but their love-making has tempered somewhat and they've settled into a "Saturday Night in the Bedroom" routine.
STAGE THREE: Hallway Sex
The now older couple still care about one another but time has taken its toll. When they pass one another in the hallway, they snarl, "Fuck you."
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Hotler
(11,412 posts)red dog 1
(27,792 posts)(I always tip my servers)
A HERETIC I AM
(24,365 posts)Theyve been married 65 years.
He reaches over and places his hand on her in a spot he hasnt felt get wet in 25 years
If this would get wet, I could get rid of my porn.
She reaches over and grabs his flaccid junk and says
If this would get hard we could get rid of the gardener
PJMcK
(22,023 posts)You've relieved me of my guilt for posting the other joke.
Have a great week, Heretic!
A HERETIC I AM
(24,365 posts)If you can't take a joke, take a number.
No...wrong idiom.
If you can't take a joke, take the dog for a walk.
No..lemmee see....
If you can't take a joke, you can't take a joke.
There.