I wonder if space aliens lock their doors when they cruise past earth!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[RKP5637]

1. Definitely and arm the phasers too. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. "Kids, we're going through a bad neighborhood. Better lock the doors."

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3. Lol

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[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. Rofl!!!!

[Phoenix61]

5. I'm convinced they will not let us off

this planet until we learn to play nice with each other. We have been placed in time out until further notice.

[Stuart G]

6. Wait a minute...there was a 50s movie about that..What was the name..?

The alien said, "We are watching you...and you had better get it together" "or we will take care of you"
or something like that ...Robot was .".Ek Tu." .etc..
...........I could look it up, but someone here will know..from 51, or 52..??..One of the classic sci fi of all time..

OK............"The Day the Earth Stood Still" ... directed by Robert Wise....Staring Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe, Sam Jaffe

[Kaleva]

7. They read enough of the posts in Weird News to know to stay away.

Who out their in the great Universe wants to be seen associating with a species that has been known to screw the trukey in the kitchen on Thanksgiving or to get naked, cover themselves with jello and get passionate with a horse or....

[Stuart G]

8. Much worse than that....They have been here, shut up, and left......came in the 70s..and

came to the conclusion,

"Not much hope for this species"...now you don't know it, but they were back last year...just to take another look...and they saw Trump...and concluded..."It's gotten much worse"