"Did the guy who tried to kidnap you have any distinquishing marks?"

[packman]

A man with unique facial tattoos, including a dollar sign over his left eye, has been charged with kidnap in his 54th run-in with the law.

Michael Mann, a 35-year-old man from the Pine Hill neighborhood in Cincinnati, Ohio, has been charged over the kidnapping of a woman in October of this year, WLWT reported.

'Police responded to a check cashing store where a woman said her sister was being held against her will until she returned with $100,' Dave Wood of the Hamilton County Prosecutor's Office told the court. 'The defendant was the person holding her for ransom.'

Prior to this allegation, the well-inked suspect had been charged 53 times with a variety of criminal offenses including burglary, assault and drug possession, according to the prosecutor.


Seems to me if you want to have a life of crime, you should, you know try to fly under the radar

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6424339/Cincinnati-man-charged-kidnapping-woman-arrested-53-times-violent-offenses.html

[Historic NY]

1. Her needs another career...

hopefully it will be sometime before he gets a chance. Perfect Darwin candidate.

[Rorey]

2. I think I've never been "settled"

I could never get on board with tattoos. When you decide to get one, you have to acknowledge that it's a permanent change to your body. If you get them in a place that can't be covered, like your face, you kind of seal your fate in a lot of areas of life. I think I've never been so settled in what my fate is that I could ever have made such a permanent commitment.

Also, I think I've always been one of those "fly under the radar" people.

[TEB]

3. I wonder if they had a lineup

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. He seems nice.

[Lochloosa]

5. Let's invite him for a 🍺.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. And cookies.

Who doesn't like beer and cookies?

[mithnanthy]

8. too funny Heretic!

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. ...

[muntrv]

7. Does he take face with the tattoos?

[lastlib]

10. There's a Mensa card in that wallet SOMEwhere......

At least he had the decency to choose crime over playing with subatomic particles........