The Gospel according to the Seenager (Senior Teenager)

[DFW]

I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have an ID that gets me into bars and the whiskey store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don't have acne.
Life is great.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now, I can't remember their names.


*Full disclosure: far from all of this applies to me, but I found it so funny, I left it in its original glory.

[Stuart G]

1. .....DFW....Congratulations..!!!! You Win......"A New One Award"

..I hadn't seen that one ever before...Looks original to me....

Special Credit goes to a new word....."Seenager."

What is "A New One Award" worth?......"The New One Award Committee" ...will inform you as soon as that is worked out at the next meeting of the committee. It meets once a month in a secret location to be determined in the next few days, weeks or months...Congratulations !!!!

[DFW]

2. I wish I could take credit for that, but I can't

It was forwarded by a friend from South Carolina, who got it from some guy named Dennis Harshbarger. I don't even know if he is the author or just passed it on.

Whichever way, it's pretty good!

[Stuart G]

3. I agree...."...it's pretty good" I smiled too & laughed... Thank You for posting

[DFW]

4. There's never an overabundance of laughs these days

So, I figured we could all use one--especially those of us who are anywhere within 30 years of being the subject of the post!

[Marcuse]

5. N/T

[DFW]

6. That's th one! n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. I LOVE it, my dear DFW! It's just perfect.

[DFW]

8. We WOULD be passing this on to all our friends....

IF we could remember their names.............

[hostalover]

9. I fit right in here!

[pansypoo53219]

10. my 70+ aunt still gets zits. we are oily people.