Man Hates Having To Wear Condoms All Day Every Day.
FORT COLLINS, CODecrying the contraceptive device as an uncomfortable inconvenience, local man Michael Franklin revealed Thursday that he hates having to wear condoms all day every day.
It just doesnt feel natural, and I barely get any sensation when Im going about my day, said Franklin, complaining that the latex contraceptive was too tight and hurt his penis while attempting to finish various tasks at home and work.
I just dont like to feel anything between me and the fabric of my boxers, and that latex smell is kind of gross to deal with 24/7. But I want to be safe and responsible, so I just put up with it. At least I know Im protected when Im walking down the street or am at the office.
At press time, an embarrassed Franklin was apologizing and asking his coworkers to wait just a second after his condom fell off and slid down his pant leg during a presentation.
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A little levity from all the heavy shit going down today.