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Kaleva

(36,258 posts) Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:09 PM Dec 2018

Kids say the darnedest things

4 y/o grandson: Papa, why do you walk like an old man?

Me: Well, I'm tired, sore and I'm 60.

4 y/o grandson: You're going to grow older and then you're going to die.

Me: Thanks!

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Kids say the darnedest things (Original Post) Kaleva Dec 2018 OP

Me: "Do you want to live to be five?" Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2018 #1

This! Control-Z Dec 2018 #2

! Kali Dec 2018 #6

2 year old student: Phentex Dec 2018 #3

Almost 3 grandaughter. Grandma made her br neat. Grandaughter likes that. empedocles Dec 2018 #4

Four-year-old grandson, with a sad face: Croney Dec 2018 #5

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,545 posts)

1. Me: "Do you want to live to be five?"

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Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:10 PM

Dec 2018

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)

2. This!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:11 PM

Dec 2018

Kali

(55,003 posts)

6. !

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Sun Dec 2, 2018, 11:04 PM

Dec 2018

Phentex

(16,330 posts)

3. 2 year old student:

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:17 PM

Dec 2018

2 year old: My mommy's on an airplane.

Me: She is?! Where's your Daddy?

2 year old: He's in the bathroom.

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

4. Almost 3 grandaughter. Grandma made her br neat. Grandaughter likes that.

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:27 PM

Dec 2018

Says, 'it looks good.'

Then, 'my mommy's room is a mess.'

Croney

(4,657 posts)

5. Four-year-old grandson, with a sad face:

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sun Dec 2, 2018, 05:37 PM

Dec 2018

Mommy won't take me to Mexico or China. I asked her if it's because they're farther than Costco and she said yes.

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