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Cartoonist

(7,314 posts) Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:14 PM Dec 2018

A strategy for the modern woman

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A strategy for the modern woman (Original Post) Cartoonist Dec 2018 OP

Egads that is awful. geardaddy Dec 2018 #1

Yikes. flibbitygiblets Dec 2018 #2

"Your quarry"? blue neen Dec 2018 #3

I could never have a wife like that. Aristus Dec 2018 #4

I got (lightly) nut punched while climbing up to the top bunk of my big rig last night. denbot Dec 2018 #5

Rope works. As will duct tape. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #6

! Kali Dec 2018 #7

Relationships can be tricky. Solly Mack Dec 2018 #8

No.8; "Above all, be yourself"! zanana1 Dec 2018 #9

geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

1. Egads that is awful.

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:27 PM

Dec 2018

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

2. Yikes.

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:53 PM

Dec 2018

blue neen

(12,319 posts)

3. "Your quarry"?

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:56 PM

Dec 2018

Good grief.

Aristus

(66,310 posts)

4. I could never have a wife like that.

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:00 PM

Dec 2018

I love having a wife whom, if I even dared to say something like "Clean the kitchen, will you?" would reply: "How about I walk out the front door, never come back, and you clean the fucking kitchen?"

denbot

(9,899 posts)

5. I got (lightly) nut punched while climbing up to the top bunk of my big rig last night.

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 07:13 PM

Dec 2018

I’m guessing Alley missed that memo..

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)

6. Rope works. As will duct tape.

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Mon Dec 10, 2018, 11:59 PM

Dec 2018

The problem is all the moaning and groaning from the closet once he's locked inside. Sure, I could ball gag him but I don't want to get his hopes up.

I just want some peace and quiet.