Nothing to see here... just a Craigslist ad...
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/gov/d/senior-official/6769672891.html
Senior Official (Washington DC)
A prominent federal government agency seeks a top-level manager for a staff of approximately 2000. We are looking for someone to improve the performance of a staff consisting almost entirely of D-list opportunists.
Requirements:
Experience working closely with the elderly in the early to middle stages of dementia.
Experience running a family business rife with nepotism and meddling, incompetent relatives.
Willing to be on-call 24/7 to respond to national emergencies, urgent calls from world leaders and Twitter shit-storms.
Nice to have:
Russian language fluency.
Established relationship with a personal criminal defense attorney.
Ability to obtain a high-level security clearance a plus, but not strictly required, apparently.
compensation: $179,700 per year. Many perks, including a security detail and weekly trips to golf resorts aboard a customized Boeing 747.
employment type: full-time