What is everyone passing out to the trick or treaters for Christmas?

[LuckyCharms]

I've had about 35 kids so far.

Most dressed as Santa, reindeer, elves, etc.

I don't smoke, but I'm passing out cartons of cigarettes.

I don't think candy should be passed out because the high sugar content is dangerous.

You should see their faces light up!

I hold the carton behind my back, and after they say trick or treat, I say "Want some smokes?"

Their response is always the same..."Fuck yeah, mister!"

[Kali]

1. garlic toast

[LuckyCharms]

4. That's a good idea! However, it would be even better

if you also gave them a few of those little bottles of airline booze.

[Kali]

9. and travel size hand sanitizer

[Sherman A1]

2. Is coal

An appropriate thing to pass out?

[LuckyCharms]

6. Yes, as long as you also give them some smokes.

[Ron Obvious]

3. Little airline bottles of Jack Daniels

But I'm getting concerned. There have been so many kids this morning I may not have enough left to get through the day myself. And all the stores are closed!

I may have to turn the porch light off.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Holy shit we had the same thought...

see above.

I don't want to scare you, but if you are thinking like me, might want to get yourself checked out.

[Ron Obvious]

7. That's it. Time to go back to AA.

In a few days.

[unblock]

8. calendars?

[dameatball]

10. Cartons of eggs. Then I tell them about my neighbor that hates Christmas.