What's your favorite T-shirt slogan?

[LAS14]

I saw this for the first time the other day: I like New York as a friend.

Have you seen that one?

What's yours?

[Cousin Dupree]

1. It would be a great day when the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber and schools

have all the money they need

[Soxfan58]

54. Seen that.

Its one of my favorites too.

[ret5hd]

2. .

[whathehell]

3. Haven't seen that one, but I like it....

I have three:.

"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"

"I Hate Eveyone but You"

"Not today, Mofo"

This last originated wikh a female jogger who surprised an attempted rapist by "ably defending' herself, then holding him for the cops.

[Thunderbeast]

4. If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution!

[TexasBushwhacker]

5. " Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

Had it in college in the late 70s.

[CrispyQ]

52. LOL! I had that one too, at about the same time!

My mother hated that tee shirt!

[SKKY]

6. A simple geek one.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[LAS14]

43. Love it! nt

[brer cat]

7. Will Donate Organs

to RBG.

[Va Lefty]

26. Awesome!

[ailsagirl]

8. Who sleeps in democracy wakes up in dictatorship

[appalachiablue]

47. veritas, good one

[Soxfan58]

55. I like that one.

[Baltimike]

9. Bipartisanship exists: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass nt

[mainstreetonce]

10. Drink apple juice

OJ Kills

[akraven]

11. The one I have on to sleep in tonight says

I just want to rescue cats and drink wine!

I have so many, I can't choose among them. Been wearing "mouthy" t-shirts for 48 years!

[Aristus]

12. I'm a Physician Assistant. In other words: not a doctor. My favorite t-shirt reads:

"No, I'm Not A Doctor, But I'll Take A Look."

[Ohiya]

15. I saw a similar one...

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look!

[ailsagirl]

50. LOL, Aristus

[panader0]

13. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

[LAS14]

42. Hubby sometimes works for years on a pun. He's distressed that he never...

... thought to work on "lobotomy." This is sterling.

[LakeSuperiorView]

45. Longer version:

I'd rather have a a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

[bluedigger]

14. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[True Dough]

27. That's a classic

that never gets old!

[mitch96]

35. I posted that at work one day

The boss ripped it off the wall and was NOT happy.... I had a big shit eating grin......
m

[maxrandb]

16. Had a t-shirt in college, black with white letters

"Calculus - the agony and DX/DC"

[LAS14]

44. I love these nerd things even when I don't understand them.

But I love them more when I do understand them. I got an A in calculus in college by memorizing the whole textbook (it seemed), but I retained absolutely nothing and never ever did "understand" what it was about.

[becca da bakkah]

17. My Three Favorite Things Are....

....Chicken pot pie.

[SCantiGOP]

18. My daughter's shirt she began wearing after her double mastectomy:

"Yes they're fake; my real ones tried to kill me"

Very proud of her and her courage.

[LAS14]

19. That's great! nt

[sarge43]

20. Vermont: 300,000 cows can't be wrong. n/t

[whistler162]

21. 42 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

[LAS14]

24. Sorry, I don't get this. Or is it that there's nothing to get??? nt

[ADX]

32. It's a joke from the book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"...

... In the book, a supercomputer is constructed to determine the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything, and takes eons to compute the answer. After 7.5 million years, the computer determines the answer to be 42, which obviously makes no sense because nobody knows the actual question...

[LAS14]

46. Yes, indeedy. Now it's even funnier. :-)

[mucifer]

22. Mine is : 1. Vegan 2. Feminist 3. She Devil

I wore it to the first Women's March and someone from "Mercy for Animals" was leafletting me and got a good laugh when she saw my t-shirt.

[Wawannabe]

23. Own two for a tie

American Flag screened on Black tee
TRY BURNING THIS ONE
ASSHOLE

hoodie with:
TRUCK
FUMP

[Corgigal]

25. Son has a teeshirt that says

I am too emotionally attached to fictional characters.

Got him ten percent off at a comic con.

[True Dough]

28. We all have our weak moments...

[no_hypocrisy]

29. Please stop me before I volunteer again!

?rvtype=content

[LeftInTX]

40. Oh my!!!

[Ohiogal]

30. FIGHT LIKE A GIRL

Given to me when I was fighting breast cancar

[3catwoman3]

31. A home without a cat is like...

...a garden without flowers.

[ADX]

33. "People who think they know everything...

...irritate the shit out of those of us who do."

Honorable mention to "Fuck you, you fucking fuck"

[Codeine]

34. I've posted this one a bunch here;

?height=300&width=300&qv=90&side=front

[mitch96]

36. Question Authority...... nt

Also I have a black tee with the US flag of thirteen stars and bars......
Says "the original rebel flag...
?v=1523300080

[Ferryboat]

37. Saw this on du, had one printed

I don't watch FOX news
For the same reason
I don't eat out of the toilet

It gets a lot of smiles, and more than a few frowns.

[fNord]

38. This one

[littlemissmartypants]

39. Today

Could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important.

[LeftInTX]

41. We Don't Keep Calm

Perfect excuse for someone who who is high strung. Available for various ethnicity's, professions etc.

I just happen to be Armenian and I don't keep calm.

[trueblue2007]

48. THIS NEW WONDER WOMAN ONE I GOT .....

[Soxfan58]

56. .

[denbot]

49. "Show me YOUR papers!" With a picture of Geronimo below the text.

On the days I wear it, I enjoy watching rednecks furrow thier little brows, trying to figure out if they hate it or not.

[CrispyQ]

51. The one I got from DU: Freedom isn't free - you have to pay attention. -nt

[Soxfan58]

53. I love New York too

Its the Yankees I hate.
Seen on t shirt and bumper sticker

[Bayard]

57. "I found Jesus!

He's behind the couch!"

Pic of a baby wolf, with:
Sarah Palin, where's my mom?

John Deer logo, with:
Will trade husband for tractor
(my ex really hated that one!)

[muntrv]

58. Here's one of them for me.

[Dulcinea]

59. "Just Visiting This Planet."

I know that's an old one, but I want it for my daughter the aspiring astronomer.

[LuckyCharms]

60. Moo