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MerryBlooms

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Wed May 16, 2012, 10:07 AM May 2012

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A 70 year old woman went to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor told her she needed more activity & recommended sex three times a week.
She said to the doctor, "Please, tell to my husband".
The doctor goes out in the waiting room & tells the husband that his wife needs to have sex three times a week.
The 70 year old husband replies, " Which days ?"
The doctor says, " How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday."
The husband says, " I can bring her Monday & Wednesday, but on Friday she'll have to take the bus.

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*snorq (Original Post) MerryBlooms May 2012 OP
Chuckle! ohiosmith May 2012 #1
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