The Florida Man Chronicles

[marmar]

FLORIDA MAN DISCOVERS FATHER HELPED BIRTH HIM, ATTACKS HIM WITH PIZZA

(Newsweek) A Florida man was arrested Thursday after attacking his father with a slice of pizza after discovering that he had helped birth him.

Deputies with the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office in a statement cited by Fox 13 said that they arrested 33-year-old Robert Houston on a domestic battery charge.

The suspect’s father told them he had arrived home after walking his dog and his son had grabbed him, held him down in a chair, and shoved pizza in his face while yelling. ........(more)

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-attacks-father-pizza-after-discovering-he-helped-birth-him-1280754?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

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