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NNadir

(33,512 posts) Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:39 PM Feb 2019

You know what to do with a dead chemist, don't you?

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You know what to do with a dead chemist, don't you? (Original Post) NNadir Feb 2019 OP

I told a chemistry joke once True Dough Feb 2019 #1

My son decided to take organic chemistry next year. NNadir Feb 2019 #3

A guy takes a piece of zinc, ties a wire to it, and then ties it to a piece of copper... NNadir Feb 2019 #5

Guffaw! ornotna Feb 2019 #2

I don't trust atoms............. democratisphere Feb 2019 #4

What does an atom say, after getting an extra electron and approaching uranium? NNadir Feb 2019 #6

. democratisphere Feb 2019 #7

But that's only if you can helium or curium Docreed2003 Feb 2019 #8

Well you know what chemists plant in their gardens on weekends, of course. NNadir Feb 2019 #9

Remember - if you are not a part of the solution... SeattleVet Feb 2019 #10

Love it! MLAA Feb 2019 #11

I lost an electron... The Polack MSgt Feb 2019 #12

One can always get a charge out of that joke. n/t NNadir Feb 2019 #14

Oh Lucky was a chemist, but Lucky is no more---- bobbieinok Feb 2019 #13

True Dough

(17,301 posts)

1. I told a chemistry joke once

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:43 PM

Feb 2019

but there was no reaction.

NNadir

(33,512 posts)

3. My son decided to take organic chemistry next year.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:47 PM

Feb 2019

I told him to be careful. There's alkynes of problems.

NNadir

(33,512 posts)

5. A guy takes a piece of zinc, ties a wire to it, and then ties it to a piece of copper...

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:53 PM

Feb 2019

...and sticks it a solution of sodium chloride.

He gets arrested:

A salt in battery.

ornotna

(10,798 posts)

2. Guffaw!

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:45 PM

Feb 2019

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

4. I don't trust atoms.............

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:51 PM

Feb 2019

I heard they make up everything.

NNadir

(33,512 posts)

6. What does an atom say, after getting an extra electron and approaching uranium?

Reply to democratisphere (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:56 PM

Feb 2019

I got an ion U.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

7. .

Reply to NNadir (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:58 PM

Feb 2019

Good one!

Docreed2003

(16,858 posts)

8. But that's only if you can helium or curium

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 11:00 PM

Feb 2019

NNadir

(33,512 posts)

9. Well you know what chemists plant in their gardens on weekends, of course.

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 11:03 PM

Feb 2019

Germaniums.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

10. Remember - if you are not a part of the solution...

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 12:18 AM

Feb 2019

you are a part of the precipitate.

MLAA

(17,274 posts)

11. Love it!

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 12:20 AM

Feb 2019

How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on him. 😬

The Polack MSgt

(13,186 posts)

12. I lost an electron...

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 01:01 AM

Feb 2019

Are you sure?

Yes...

I am positive

NNadir

(33,512 posts)

14. One can always get a charge out of that joke. n/t

Reply to The Polack MSgt (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 10:55 AM

Feb 2019

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)

13. Oh Lucky was a chemist, but Lucky is no more----

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 03:01 AM

Feb 2019

For what he thought was H20--

Was H2SO4!!

Sung often by my cousin while studying ChemE in the 50s!

Substituting our names, of course!

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