RED HEARTS! RED HEARTS HERE! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

[A HERETIC I AM]

Only for those with 2 or fewer!

If you’re shy, just PM me!

GET YER HEARTS HERE!

[mainstreetonce]

1. Hi

I am not shy,just friendly.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. There ya go!

Watch ya don’t spill mustard on yer shirt

[mainstreetonce]

5. Thanks

Have a fun week.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. I don't venture out much this time of year

Feeling a bit nekkid without a touch of red.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. OH! And please excuse me if I don't get to you right away

I’m driving at the moment (just got my home bound trailer! ) but I’ll get you asap

[Shrike47]

6. Please, please, please!

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Thank you so much

I can mingle with the star-belly sneetches now.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. LOL

Watch out for Harold. A Sneetch with a bad attitude

[Clash City Rocker]

8. Ain't too proud to beg. Thanks!

[nocoincidences]

10. Does begging work?

How about sniffling and whining? I'm on a diet, I REALLY really want a valentine iced sugar cookie today, but NO! I am too fat and can't have one.

Maybe if you gave me a heart it would be better....

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

[nocoincidences]

12. Oh thank you!

For about 30 seconds I forgot all about that iced Valentine cookie, singing a siren song to me!

[kedrys]

13. I'm just lurking mostly these days. n/t

[Ohiya]

14. I'd be tender,

I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding love and art

[MissB]

15. Hello