What ideas of yours has everybody ignored?

[struggle4progress]

I tried to get DU changed so I could edit other people's posts

But, sadly, this idea got no traction

[guillaumeb]

1. Vary nicly dune.

Wait a minute!!

I tried to write "very nicely done", and you changed it to "vary nicly dune".

How did you do that?

[struggle4progress]

22. I think I now own auto-correct

[wasupaloopa]

2. I thought if a forum where people with opinions

contrary to the herd’s could go to discuss our contrary opinions without being shamed by the herd.

[Sneederbunk]

3. Moo

[Ron Obvious]

4. My "All You Can Eat to Go" restaurant failed to attract venture capital.

So unwilling to take risks....

[Sneederbunk]

8. George Carlin said his son had a failed restaurant with this theme.

He said they were coming in there with lawn bags.

[Ron Obvious]

13. That's who I stole it from

From a one-liner in one of his monologues. I had no idea it was based on an actual restaurant. No wonder it failed. What a putz. Thanks for telling me.

[Sneederbunk]

14. Not a real restaurant. It was a joke he told on Letterman.

[912gdm]

5. Doggie Diaphragm...

Available in 3 sizes. Toy Poodle, Golden Retriever, and St. Bernard.


Can't imagine why I never got funding....

[smirkymonkey]

9. LOL! Ok, that is worth a heart!

Too funny! Would you be the one to put it in? Never mind. I don't want to know.

[912gdm]

10. you could buy the patented applicator...

I got waaaaay stoned with a group of friends and came up with a whole business model about the DD.





and thanks for the heart.

[marylandblue]

6. I wanted to write a book about nothing, but apparently it's been done many times already

[hay rick]

17. Somebody turned it into a show.

The book was better.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Nobody has bandied around this idea:

But mainly because I haven't posted it:

Why don't we have a Valentine's return? It would be an anonymous return of Valentines to the people who gifted them. We don't need to know the names. Maybe Skinner can write a program to do the match ups.

[struggle4progress]

16. It's disgraceful how often people pretend not to have ESP!

[keithbvadu2]

11. Make me emperor of the earth? Nah! Too many religions want that title.

Make me emperor of the earth? Nah! Too many religions want that title.

Mitt Romney is waiting to be the God of his own planet.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Welcoming a new neighbor with a vial of toenail clippings.

[struggle4progress]

15. We still seem so stuck in outmoded Victorian ideas of etiquette!

[Flaleftist]

18. Chocolates covered meatballs

[struggle4progress]

20. Maybe it was just a marketing issue

https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/meatballs-mole-313165

[LuckyCharms]

19. Fish ice cream.

[struggle4progress]

21. I deeply sympathize

https://www.democraticunderground.com/115777940

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. What would you use for bait? Chocolate-sauce worms?

Fishing for ice cream works best if you're ice fishing.

[LuckyCharms]

23. Hidden "Nipple Cam".

[LuckyCharms]

24. Combination bottle opener and "scrotum cradle".

[LuckyCharms]

25. DIY root canal.

[LuckyCharms]

26. The pulverized Formica Diet.

[LuckyCharms]

27. Cheese-wrapped cockroaches.

[LuckyCharms]

28. Surgically installed perineum cooling fans.

[LuckyCharms]

29. Chock Full O'Dingleberries coffee.

[CentralMass]

30. Well i warned them about this rabbit, but did they listen ?

[LuckyCharms]

31. Offering communion at fast food drive-up windows.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

36. Because drive-in movie lots are getting too scarce.

[LuckyCharms]

32. Buy 1, get 1 free prostate exams.

[LuckyCharms]

33. Tubes of KY Jelly available next to the ketchup in diners.

[d_r]

34. Changing the clock

1/2 hour when it is time for day light savings time, instead of one hour, and leaving them that way and not changing again.

[A HERETIC I AM]

37. Slower traffic keep right

I even put signs up all over the country

Still, only about 30% take it seriously

[no_hypocrisy]

38. In August, 1976 I told my family we should evacuate from our beach house

because I heard a hurricane was coming. It was on the radio. That night, we had visited friends of the family on a boat and the boat was lifted high with waves where it was docked.

But nobody listened to me.

Until 4:30 in the morning when my father shook me awake and told me we were leaving.

The hurricane hit twice, with the eye going over our property. No power or plumbing for a week. My mother lost $200 worth of meat in the freezer.

They were told by me but they wouldn't listen.

[jberryhill]

39. I still can't seem to post to "Greatest Threads"

[struggle4progress]

41. I warned the Administrators about that glitch but they didn't fix it

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

40. Combination cheese slicer and belly button lint cleaner...

For help preparing those rushed date night meals.