School is canceled weather I have to start on my hand to hand airborne infantry fu with our sons
A play on words airborne infantry fu we had this former , I cannot remember if he was katusa or rok from Korea joined U.S. army. Nice guy very professional NCO but he would teach us at times I guess kung fu moves when I was kid in 82nd. So anyway I just got out of shower and I have a bruise on my rib yup was taking on our two 14 year olds yesterday after I got home as school was cancelled yesterday as well.
So my dilemma besides the fact that these two study ju jitsu and I think now Brazilian kick boxing as they have new instructors on staff it’s awesome as it teaches discipline. This is the first time in my life that they give me a run for my money, example yesterday I was standing in kitchen and our one son was bent over in potatoe bin and I saw his ass cheeks plumbers ass cheeks and I rubber banned him I could not help it. He called his brother for backup. Now their both around five foot eight coming around 150 to 160 solid , me I’m six foot 145 the ambush went off.
DAD - ooh plumbers ass cheeks I saw a rubber band I had to do it
Son - ok dad you want some of this
Dad - no not really
Son - too late as he was calling his brother
Dad - making for the living room so my wife their mother would protect me see I’m like the outlaw josey Wales a guerrilla fighter hit and run.
Nope did not go the way I planned they got me pinned on sofa and it was over. And the chocolate lab menace of society was in on it ok we’re getting man licking my head. Thankfully my wife intervened and said
wife - boys stop kicking your dads bum let him up
I think I’ll bounce em this morning and head into the gym around 0600. Then take them to diner so they can go locust on the bacon eggs sos pancakes on the buffet.