More Things To Wonder About
-If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
-Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
-Why do they say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
-If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
-If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"
-When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
-Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
-Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
-What is the difference between a "slim chance" and a "fat chance"?
-If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
-"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
-If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
-Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"
-Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
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