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packman

(16,296 posts)
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:24 PM Mar 2019

What kind of "Florida Man" are you?

A fun type thing - type out Florida Man and your birthdate (month and date) in the Google search bar . For example, Florida Man August 31 and see what type of Florida man you are related to...


Mine was Wet Willy --

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What kind of "Florida Man" are you? (Original Post) packman Mar 2019 OP
Do not do this unless you want to give out your DOB to people. LonePirate Mar 2019 #1
Is there supposed to be a link here genxlib Mar 2019 #2
Does it have to be the first result? haha OhZone Mar 2019 #3
I have lived in Florida my whole life and would never do this. There are so dewsgirl Mar 2019 #6
I'm a bit of a dendrophile. OhZone Mar 2019 #7
I walk trails with these trees often, even when I dewsgirl Mar 2019 #8
Ha! Welcome. OhZone Mar 2019 #10
LOL cute. dewsgirl Mar 2019 #11
Thanks! OhZone Mar 2019 #12
🤗your welcome. dewsgirl Mar 2019 #14
Just did a crossword with "dendrologist" in a clue... Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #13
Or conspiracy! OhZone Mar 2019 #15
Florida Man does something dangerous and stupid day 63,226:) Afromania Mar 2019 #4
Mine was Florida Man puts semen in coworkers water. I already did it earlier on dewsgirl Mar 2019 #5
Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness' Eugene Mar 2019 #9
I'm not willing to completely say Generic Brad Mar 2019 #16
Florida Man stories are an excuse to laugh at the poor. WhiskeyGrinder Mar 2019 #17
Yes we hate the poor soooo much... uriel1972 Mar 2019 #21
Neither I nor the author said "hate." WhiskeyGrinder Mar 2019 #23
My Florida Man is unprintable BlueFlorida Mar 2019 #18
7-16-1954 and born in Coral Gables? akraven Mar 2019 #19
I'm getting mostly stories about doing this thing Ron Obvious Mar 2019 #20
Florida man throws Molotov cocktail at own vehicle locked in impound lot benld74 Mar 2019 #22

OhZone

(3,212 posts)
3. Does it have to be the first result? haha
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:31 PM
Mar 2019

I mean, I may have been convicted of passing bad checks using the "felony lane of banks.:

Or I may have been stung 150 times trying to steal a beehive.

I may have been convicted of having sex on a Florida beach in front of families was sentenced to two and a half years in prison on Monday.



Oh, and I also checked out Florida Woman for obvious reasons -

And this seemed to be just like something I'd do -

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)
6. I have lived in Florida my whole life and would never do this. There are so
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:12 PM
Mar 2019

many bugs and critters living in and on those trees. This chic is nuts, sadly probably the least of what you found.

OhZone

(3,212 posts)
7. I'm a bit of a dendrophile.
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:19 PM
Mar 2019

I've also been to FLA a few times, and I always get curious about the wildlife and vegetation.

But you're right. Sooo many bugs and critters in a place like that!

O_O

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)
8. I walk trails with these trees often, even when I
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:33 PM
Mar 2019

was young never did I ever have an inkling to climb on inside one.
Too many snakes, rabid racoons,...etc.
P.S.Thank you, you taught me a new word. Had to Google dendrophile.

OhZone

(3,212 posts)
10. Ha! Welcome.
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:48 PM
Mar 2019

Yeah, I was told that when I was literally hugging trees a lot.

Example (will redact shortly) -

Eugene

(61,843 posts)
9. Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:46 PM
Mar 2019

also...

Florida man chews up seat of police car after cocaine arrest, officials say

Generic Brad

(14,274 posts)
16. I'm not willing to completely say
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 09:26 PM
Mar 2019

When I googled my first hit was for an ISIS sympathizer and I'm just not willing to go there. Why couldn't I have got a shirtless drunkard bitten by alligator instead?

WhiskeyGrinder

(22,311 posts)
17. Florida Man stories are an excuse to laugh at the poor.
Thu Mar 21, 2019, 10:43 PM
Mar 2019
https://www.truthdig.com/articles/florida-man-jokes-are-an-excuse-to-laugh-at-the-poor



“Another tedious, liberal, PC scold,” you may think as you read the headline for this piece. “Why can’t we just have fun and enjoy a hilarious meme in peace?” Well, you can enjoy “Florida man” all you want, but by any objective metric, it’s worth noting that “Florida man” memes—just like all “dumb criminal” or “weird crime” stories—are little more than a socially acceptable way of gawking at and belittling the dispossessed and indigent.

At the very least, it’s a possibility worth examining—if you would indulge me. The general premise behind “Florida man” memes and jokes is that Florida, for whatever reason, produces uniquely wacky news stories. It’s an online bit that goes back more than a decade, leading to a popular twitter account, @_floridaman, and thousands of glib internet cracks. Everyone’s in on the joke, especially people from Florida. A recent tweet by @g_pratimaaa, making a game out of the name by typing in one’s birthday, has reignited the meme on Twitter, resulting in write-ups in Time magazine, Tampa Bay Times, NBC Palm Beach, USA Today.

But any cursory survey of “Florida man” stories reveals that the butt of the joke the vast majority of the time isn’t Florida, but simply poor people, typically those with likely drug or mental health problems.

(snip)

Two material factors likely lead to “Florida man” being a thing in the first place. First is that Florida’s famously transparent “sunshine laws” make the details of criminal cases easily accessible to journalists. Reporters, desperate for content, can effortlessly search for the most sensational and bias-reinforcing cases. Transparency is laudable, but in these instances, it effectively streamlines and packages the worst aspects of people’s lives for ethically dodgy reporters window-shopping for the grossest headlines.

The second and more morally relevant factor is that Florida is in the midst of a major mental health crisis and has been for a long time. According to the Orlando Sentinel, “Florida ranks 49th among the states for mental-health programs, spending $37.28 per person last year. Mississippi spent four times as much on its mentally ill.” Additionally, according to one life insurance company study, Florida ranks 41st in support for those affected by drug addiction. From its lack of mental health and drug treatment programs to its laws that barred thousands of people from voting due to felony convictions to its push for drug testing the poor for welfare benefits, Florida is notorious for having some of the country’s harshest systems for those on the margins of society.

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)
21. Yes we hate the poor soooo much...
Fri Mar 22, 2019, 01:18 PM
Mar 2019

we want to give them healthcare, education, decent employment and living standards. So much that we want to eliminate poverty altogether.
Whilst on the other hand, conservatives love the poor so much they want almost everybody to be in poverty.

WhiskeyGrinder

(22,311 posts)
23. Neither I nor the author said "hate."
Fri Mar 22, 2019, 08:53 PM
Mar 2019

The phrase is "laugh at." You can want to eliminate poverty and still have laugh at and/or have contempt for people struggling in it, as evidenced by this thread.

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
20. I'm getting mostly stories about doing this thing
Fri Mar 22, 2019, 09:56 AM
Mar 2019

Googling Florida Man + birthdate, that is. It seems to be a new internet thing.

benld74

(9,904 posts)
22. Florida man throws Molotov cocktail at own vehicle locked in impound lot
Fri Mar 22, 2019, 02:49 PM
Mar 2019

Never liked that car anyways,,,,,,,

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