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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat kind of "Florida Man" are you?
A fun type thing - type out Florida Man and your birthdate (month and date) in the Google search bar . For example, Florida Man August 31 and see what type of Florida man you are related to...
Mine was Wet Willy --
LonePirate
(13,412 posts)genxlib
(5,524 posts)OhZone
(3,212 posts)I mean, I may have been convicted of passing bad checks using the "felony lane of banks.:
Or I may have been stung 150 times trying to steal a beehive.
I may have been convicted of having sex on a Florida beach in front of families was sentenced to two and a half years in prison on Monday.
Oh, and I also checked out Florida Woman for obvious reasons -
And this seemed to be just like something I'd do -
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)many bugs and critters living in and on those trees. This chic is nuts, sadly probably the least of what you found.
OhZone
(3,212 posts)I've also been to FLA a few times, and I always get curious about the wildlife and vegetation.
But you're right. Sooo many bugs and critters in a place like that!
O_O
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)was young never did I ever have an inkling to climb on inside one.
Too many snakes, rabid racoons,...etc.
P.S.Thank you, you taught me a new word. Had to Google dendrophile.
OhZone
(3,212 posts)Yeah, I was told that when I was literally hugging trees a lot.
Example (will redact shortly) -
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,618 posts)Coincidence?
OhZone
(3,212 posts):O
Afromania
(2,768 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Twitter.
Eugene
(61,843 posts)also...
Florida man chews up seat of police car after cocaine arrest, officials say
Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)When I googled my first hit was for an ISIS sympathizer and I'm just not willing to go there. Why couldn't I have got a shirtless drunkard bitten by alligator instead?
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,311 posts)Another tedious, liberal, PC scold, you may think as you read the headline for this piece. Why cant we just have fun and enjoy a hilarious meme in peace? Well, you can enjoy Florida man all you want, but by any objective metric, its worth noting that Florida man memesjust like all dumb criminal or weird crime storiesare little more than a socially acceptable way of gawking at and belittling the dispossessed and indigent.
At the very least, its a possibility worth examiningif you would indulge me. The general premise behind Florida man memes and jokes is that Florida, for whatever reason, produces uniquely wacky news stories. Its an online bit that goes back more than a decade, leading to a popular twitter account, @_floridaman, and thousands of glib internet cracks. Everyones in on the joke, especially people from Florida. A recent tweet by @g_pratimaaa, making a game out of the name by typing in ones birthday, has reignited the meme on Twitter, resulting in write-ups in Time magazine, Tampa Bay Times, NBC Palm Beach, USA Today.
But any cursory survey of Florida man stories reveals that the butt of the joke the vast majority of the time isnt Florida, but simply poor people, typically those with likely drug or mental health problems.
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Two material factors likely lead to Florida man being a thing in the first place. First is that Floridas famously transparent sunshine laws make the details of criminal cases easily accessible to journalists. Reporters, desperate for content, can effortlessly search for the most sensational and bias-reinforcing cases. Transparency is laudable, but in these instances, it effectively streamlines and packages the worst aspects of peoples lives for ethically dodgy reporters window-shopping for the grossest headlines.
The second and more morally relevant factor is that Florida is in the midst of a major mental health crisis and has been for a long time. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Florida ranks 49th among the states for mental-health programs, spending $37.28 per person last year. Mississippi spent four times as much on its mentally ill. Additionally, according to one life insurance company study, Florida ranks 41st in support for those affected by drug addiction. From its lack of mental health and drug treatment programs to its laws that barred thousands of people from voting due to felony convictions to its push for drug testing the poor for welfare benefits, Florida is notorious for having some of the countrys harshest systems for those on the margins of society.
uriel1972
(4,261 posts)we want to give them healthcare, education, decent employment and living standards. So much that we want to eliminate poverty altogether.
Whilst on the other hand, conservatives love the poor so much they want almost everybody to be in poverty.
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,311 posts)The phrase is "laugh at." You can want to eliminate poverty and still have laugh at and/or have contempt for people struggling in it, as evidenced by this thread.
BlueFlorida
(1,532 posts)Yes, it is THAT bad hehe
akraven
(1,975 posts)And married an Alaskan.....
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Googling Florida Man + birthdate, that is. It seems to be a new internet thing.
benld74
(9,904 posts)Never liked that car anyways,,,,,,,