The conclusion is the same. Simply put in two words. NOT QUILTY.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

You had just one job.

Does not matter if it took 400+ pages or 4 pages. The conclusion is the same. Simply put in two words. NOT QUILTY. Accept it or not.

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Kind of a blanket statement don’t you think? Sounds like a cover up. I’m sorry.

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[jberryhill]

1. That's why they hired Vanna to turn the letters

[Sanity Claws]

2. Is it more of a blanket than a quilt?

Or maybe it really is a comforter.

[Chin music]

3. Is that a blanket statement?

Asking for a gameshow fiend friend.

[unblock]

4. this thread has me in stitches!

[msongs]

5. yes, imagine using a quilt as a coverup nt

[Downtown Hound]

6. Note to self, abandon all plans to make a quilt immediately!

[ProudLib72]

7. He repeats himself further down the thread

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[ProudLib72]

8. Schmuck Foolery: Proving Even the Best MAGATs Are Only Semi-Literate