I worked in ERs & hositals for decades. This beats my stories

[irisblue]

Source--https://www.wowktv.com/news/national/man-allegedly-hiding-drugs-in-his-anus-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-testicles/2024702649

entire story-CASHMERE, Wash. (WTVO) -- Trouble snowballed for a man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles and was then found to be hiding marijuana in his buttocks, according to police. The Wenatchee World News reports that 27-year-old Cameron Jeffrey Wilson was carrying a gun in his front pocket on April 5th when it accidentally went off, piercing his testicles and embedding itself in his inner thigh.

When doctors at the hospital tried to operate, a balloon filled with marijuana fell out of his anus.Police arrived to search Wilson's car and found a bag of meth, according to the report.Wilson, a convicted felon, was then transported to the Chelan County Jail where he was strip searched -- and another balloon of marijuana fell out of his anus.

Wilson was charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth and possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility. He pleaded not guilty on all charges and awaits his next court date on June 18th.

[rzemanfl]

1. Take a "p"-no charge. Forgive me. The devil made me do it.

Drumpf would say "on me" I said that, but the devil started it.

[underpants]

2. 🎈

[OriginalGeek]

3. Wait...I mean come on

I get searching him and I get charging him with possession but it seems kinda shitty to charge him with possession at a correctional facility when they are the ones that took him to the correctional facility.

[Harker]

7. Right.

His mind must have been elsewhere.

[OriginalGeek]

8. he just got shot and had surgery

was probably still on hospital drugs - it would be easy to forget about a bag of dope up your butt in that situation. Wouldn't it?

You can't just drag a guy to jail and then get mad at him for forgetting about the butt stash. When you knew there was already some stuff up there!

[Harker]

9. Yep.

That's a cruel and unusual charge.

[Kaleva]

4. A friend told me about a guy and his GF who had a broom handle contest.

The guy won but he ended up in the ER.

[irisblue]

5. I was surprised at what could be inserted in orifices over the years.

Flared endings people, flared endings on objects, and lube

[First Speaker]

6. "I gave at the orifice"...

...you'd be surprised how many times I've heard this excuse...

[Major Nikon]

10. ...

[Fla Dem]

11. Holy Mother of God. What an asshole.

[Dem2theMax]

12. .

[denbot]

13. If I shot myself in the balls, there would be more than pot dropping out my ass.

Just saying..

[backtoblue]

14. .

Indeed!