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Sat May 25, 2019, 08:19 AM

Happy Towel Day 🚀




Stephen Fry
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Happy #TowelDay one and all ... Today we remember and thank the universe for the gift of Douglas Noel Adams 1952-2001, a great friend, a great man.




...More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with...


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Response to blogslut (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 09:03 AM

1. Thank you.

I'll make it as wonderful as possible.

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #1)

Sat May 25, 2019, 10:56 AM

2. Ha!

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Response to blogslut (Original post)

Sat May 25, 2019, 11:38 AM

3. Well, that explains the sudden urge I had

this morning to order 4 white bath towels.

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