A silent thread for those of us with no ass

[Kaleva]

Without suspenders and even if my belt is as tight as can be, my pants and underwear will be down by my ankles after walking a few feet. Even with suspenders on, my underwear slides down and bunch up. Diving into a pool head first is only done when no one but maybe my wife is around. Too many instances of my trunks coming off when I hit the water to risk doing that when others are present.

This wasn't much of a problem when I was decades younger and skinny to the point my hip bones stuck out so a tightened belt above the hip bones kept my pants up. Same with swimming trunks that had a string.

[htuttle]

1. Lost my ass about 8-9 years ago. One day, I woke up and it was just gone.

In Remembrance.

[Shrike47]

2. It ran off with my waist, I suspect. Gone but not forgotten...

[Tikki]

3. Me here..

No hips, no ass..just a stick walking.

And most of the jeans out today are for curvy girls so jeans often look like
Jodhpurs when I try them on.

Tikki

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. I haven't had to deal with an ass since retiring!

[tymorial]

5. Lol. Too funny. I sympathize

Here is to the assless.

[lunasun]

6. I can not lie

https://m.

[Yonnie3]

7. You aren't the only one

Suspenders are a necessity. I also rediscovered bibb overalls.

My doc told me to lose weight. I did and it all came out of my butt. This made a mere slippage into a slingshot situation.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. You can have some of mine. I have plenty.

[Skittles]

9. looks like no one wants to be silent about lack of ass

[csziggy]

10. For swimming you need a 1920s style suit!

https://vintagedancer.com/1920s/1920s-swimsuits/

One of those wouldn't fall off!

Heck, a version would work to hold your underwear up, too. Just sew them to a tank top and Bob's your uncle.

[hunter]

15. Swimming naked works too.

But not everyone wants to see that.

[csziggy]

16. Skinny dipping is the only reason I ever wanted my own swimming pool

My friends and I used to skinny dip at some of the less known sinkholes south of town. Now they are too well known or part of the National Forest Sinkhole attraction - complete with boardwalks. So if I wanted to skinny dip these days I'd have to have my own pool.

Next year I might buy one of these inflatable ones - for the price if it only lasts one summer, that would be worth it!

https://www.biglots.com/product/quick-set-pool-10-x-30-/p810414192?N=1280308718&pos=1:3

[flotsam]

11. My name is Flotsam

and I am assless. Screw your 12 steps because if I do them I'll be mooning!

[Harker]

12. I lost my ass

in a poker game.

[3catwoman3]

13. I would be happy to donate some of my...

..derriere to those who are ass deficient.

[ProudLib72]

14. I have a bit of an ass. I can also be a bit of an ass

I got a screaming deal a few years ago on some North Face swim trunks. Bought two pair for $16! I wear them as shorts. Now here's the thing: they have a real cinch. It's a half inch band of strong webbing material (none of this shoe string crap) that threads through a buckle and keeps everything in place. So be on the look out for some North Face swim trunks!