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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo Who Has Had A Coffee Enema?
Lots of information out there. Lots of pros and cons... some say it can kill you.
And then Florida Man had to get in on it: Java to Go: Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas
Mike and Trina, who declined to give their last names (for reasons that may be obvious), are so hooked on coffee enemas that they use them to cleanse their colons at least four times daily, though Trina admitted using them up to 10 times in a single day, according to ABC News.
"I love the way it makes me feel," Trina told ABC News. "It gives me a sense of euphoria." Both she and Mike work from home otherwise, their frequent enemas might not be possible. https://www.livescience.com/27011-coffee-enema-alcohol-enema.html
That's why I am turning to all the experts here on DU for advice about coffee enemas. Can I just go down to the Starbucks and order one up? Maybe this is a good use for the very patriotic new tRump straw?
at140
(6,110 posts)(I got that from my wife who was a nurse)
It means High, Hot and Hell of a lot.
Note: in the old days the enema was administered via a long rubber tube,
one end in your rectum and the other connected to a pot at higher level
and full of hot water+salt+oil
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,289 posts)calguy
(5,306 posts)I may have nightmares tonight just from clicking on it. OMG!
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,582 posts)Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)n/t
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)True Dough
(17,301 posts)"Magic Bean" refers to the clitoris. I'm pretty sure that's what it means. This is miles away from the area I want to discuss.
True Dough
(17,301 posts)so I didn't make an ass of myself!
Revanchist
(1,375 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,514 posts)Niagara
(7,595 posts)Coffee is a natural laxative just by consuming it orally, like a normal person.
Some people have too much time on their hands or backs
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)And caffeine is a drug.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Bayard
(22,059 posts)Only different.
Laffy Kat
(16,377 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)Medical conditions such as kidney and liver failure, air emboli, rectal perforations, blood infections, colitis (inflammation of the colon) and death from dysentery can also result from colon cleansing.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Yes, pictures of all the parasites that came out after people had a coffee enema. Lots of parasites. Made me wonder where the hell these people lived that they were getting so many parasites.
Revanchist
(1,375 posts)There's a good chance that they caused the lining of their intestines/colon to slough off and not being trained medical professionals had know idea what they were looking at.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)It did make me wonder, though, if the coffee might affect parasites (if a person truly had them.) I mean, you think about how they sold diet pills that were made of tapeworm larvae. At some point, you have to get those things out! *
* No, I am not making this up. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-swallows-tapeworm-iowa_n_3780313
sagesnow
(2,824 posts)A free referral just for you from the good folks of DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181242213
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)backtoblue
(11,343 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I mean, this serious, need to know stuff right here! It's at least as important as the thread a month ago on anus bleaching.
Midnight Writer
(21,745 posts)I think the major issue was they were "treating" cancer patients and telling them the coffee enema cured cancer.
Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)Ive had coffee Ive had an enema. Ive never had a coffee enema.
dalton99a
(81,450 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)The only thing this thread was missing was a visual.
dalton99a
(81,450 posts)Last edited Sun Jul 21, 2019, 01:51 AM - Edit history (1)
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Think of the logistics. They are addicted to coffee enemas, so how is that going to go down during the job interviews?
Mike: "Do you have a coffee machine that can make 32 ounces of coffee at a time?"
Boss: "Uh, yes we do, but why is that so important to you?"
Mike: "I'm addicted to coffee enemas."
Boss: "Coffee WHAT?!?!"
Mike: "Coffee enemas. They get me through the day. I will require a cubicle with a toilet and at least two full buckets of coffee per day."
Boss: "I'm not sure we can accommodate that..."
dalton99a
(81,450 posts)"No, thanks, I just had my enema."
samnsara
(17,616 posts)denbot
(9,899 posts)A coffee enema sounds a little explosive to me.
YOHABLO
(7,358 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)have you consulted with a proctologist, I'm sure he could fill you in.
emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)administered professionally and for certain conditions, not .Willy hilly and foreign unsterile substances should not be in them.
TEB
(12,841 posts)Is my choice