Man can't understand why he has sleep apnea

[packman]

[magicarpet]

1. Well,.. that's one way for the cat to keep toasty warm.

Can we get the guy an oxygen mask to wear under the cat ?

[MFM008]

2. new CPAP maching

not working either............

[Niagara]

3. Awww

This cat loves his human dad.

[SeattleVet]

4. Well, there's the problem, right there! He's sleeping on his back...

which lets the testicles dangle down and cover the anus.

It's not sleep apnea - it's vapor lock!

[lunatica]

7. LOL!

[denbot]

10. OMG

Thread win!

[ProudLib72]

11. Needs this

Windi The Gaspasser by Fridababy The All-Natural Solution for Baby Colic and Gas Relief: https://www.amazon.com/Gaspasser-Fridababy-All-Natural-Solution-Relief/dp/B007RAGALO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1

About the product

INVENTED BY A PEDIATRICIAN FOR INSTANT GAS & COLIC RELIEF. Single use hollow tube that inserts into the baby’s bottom to instantly release gas, when inserted.
DESIGNED FOR YOUR BABY'S BOTTOM – The Windi is long enough to reach past the muscle that traps the gas and stimulates the sphincter but has a stopper so you can’t go too far.

[tonekat]

15. Some guy in the 70s

Invented a "Human Muffler" that did the same thing, LOL!

It still turns up in various forms:

https://www.inquisitr.com/13656/the-fart-silencer/

[ProudLib72]

17. I thought of it because a similar device is mentioned in Joyce's Ulysses

My favorite novel of all time. I think it was basically just a tube you stick up your butt, but it was supposed to be used overnight.

[ornotna]

12. Think how popular he could be if he just changed his sleep habits

[forgotmylogin]

5. "Darling, I think you may have misunderstood when I said I wanted to wake up to..."

(I know, yes. I agree and I'll be standing in the naughty corner until further notice.)

[LiberalFighter]

6. Cat is trying to kill him.

Maybe the man's breathing does something for the cat.

[SCVDem]

8. My Muttley is a bed hog.

It's only a single.
I don't let him get that close.
Shi Tzu

[colorado_ufo]

9. My parents and grandparents always warned me

never to let a cat sleep in the room with the baby.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. Finally exposed!

How "Sleep Studies" are rigged!

[malthaussen]

14. It must be Hungry Joe reincarnated. n/t

[Fla Dem]

16. Now I have you in my grasp human. You will not escape.