Florida Woman Arrested For Punching Boyfriend Over How He Cut His Meat and Potatoes

[dalton99a]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article233269289.html
She didn’t like the way her boyfriend cut his meat. Then came the attack, cops say
By Madeleine Marr
July 29, 2019 05:18 PM, Updated August 02, 2019 09:01 AM


Kimberly Jean Carroll. Manatee County Sheriff's Office

A couple’s dinnertime conversation turned into a violent altercation at a home in Ellenton, Florida, last week, according to an arrest affidavit from the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

A deputy from the agency responded to a domestic disturbance call last Wednesday evening.

According to the sheriff’s office report, an individual said his live-in girlfriend, identified as Kimberly Jean Carroll, had hit him with a closed fist during an altercation seemingly over table manners.

The victim said the fight started over “how he cut his meat and potatoes for their dinner,” read the complaint.

After being struck, the victim told the officer that Carroll spit in his direction.

The man refused medical attention and did not want to press charges.

The 55-year-old defendant was placed under arrest for simple battery, a misdemeanor, and given a no contact order.

[Turbineguy]

1. Yes,

that can be irritating.

[jberryhill]

2. Can't judge. Article doesn't say how he cut them

Why do I doubt she beat him up over that?

[appalachiablue]

3. Another day in Fla. Why haven't they made a TV show of this stuff?

Or maybe I missed it.

[dameatball]

4. Hell hath no fury like a woman sporked.

[Kilgore]

5. Florida Man Tells Woman: 'Hey, Look At This' & Pulls Out Genitals

Just another day in FLA!!

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/08/09/florida-man-liquor-store-clerk-hey-look-at-this-pulls-out-penis/

[PennyK]

6. I can relate

I cursed out my husband for taking the brand-new roll of paper towels off the holder...just to clean up some cat vomit! I mean, really!