A young man who was very attracted to older women

[LuckyCharms]

met an extremely attractive woman while grocery shopping one afternoon. They struck up a casual conversation, and one thing led to another. He asked her out for a cup of coffee, and they spent the entire day telling each other their hopes and dreams.

The conversation got very intimate after a few hours, and it was apparent that there was a mutual attraction. The young man summoned his courage and asked the woman to go back to his place.

The woman blushed and said "You probably do not realize my age...I am 80 years old".

The young man looked at her in disbelief and stammered...."but...but...you don't look a day over 50"! The woman smiled and playfully retrieved her driver's license from her purse, which showed that the woman was indeed 80 years old. Undeterred and completely captivated by the woman's charm and beauty, he asked her again if she would like to come back to his place.

As they held hands at the cafe' table, the woman responded... "I have a better idea. I think we should go back to MY place. Tell me, have you ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter"?

The young man could not belief his stroke of sheer luck. "Um...N...N...No, I haven't".

Well then the woman replied, you're in for something special.

They drove to the woman's multi-million mansion, and the young man admired it silently in awe.

She led him by the hand into the living room and offered him a comfortable seat. She winked at him and said she would be right back to make an introduction.

She went to the staircase and screamed upstairs...

HEY MA! YOU AWAKE?

[dameatball]

1. That was worth waiting for. The joke, not the mom...or maybe vice versa.

[JesterCS]

2. Jesus that's terrible! But amusing regardless n/t

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. LOVE IT!!!

[pansypoo53219]

4. my uncle was into older women. married one. sadly she died at 60.

[emmaverybo]

8. Can be good while it lasts though. And many women have a longer life span than men. Couples

with a real age difference knowledge know the risk that one might die many years before the other.
Many good reasons for younger men to like older women. Hope your uncle had happiness.
Macron and wife make a great team...

[pansypoo53219]

13. chain smoking. she quit while their daughter was living. bad cp. passed away at 18.

family issues. her dad passing too. shitty sister. at least she went in her sleep.

[emmaverybo]

14. So sorry! Sad. What a family tragedy. Heart goes out to you, your uncle.

[pansypoo53219]

15. been hard past few years, but m o m trying to take away his crutches.

[emmaverybo]

16. Bless your mom. You all have had some tough stuff happening. May better days be ahead.

[Kilgore]

5. Ok, just spit up my chocolate milk!!

Very good

[MyOwnPeace]

6. Good one!!!!

Well told..........

[lunasun]

7. Oh you

[Aristus]

9. Up until the punchline, that was a very alluring story.

I've always been attracted to older women.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Good one!

[nolabear]

11. Well done! 😂😂😂

[Atticus]

12. YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD! nt

[DFW]

17. Ever heard of the movie "Harold and Maude?"

The only difference was that in the film, it's the 18-year-old boy who is rich and the 80 year old woman really does look like she's 80.