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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCalled the doctor's office.
The receptionist answered.
Told her I needed an appointment.
She said...OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Told her I didn't need that many.
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Called the doctor's office. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Aug 2019
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dchill
(38,324 posts)1. Now stop that!
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)2. Hell. I can't get 1.
Must be that charm.
lordsummerisle
(4,649 posts)3. My doctor told me I had 6 months to live
but I couldn't pay my bill so he gave me another 6 months...
LuckyCharms
(17,287 posts)4. My distraught doctor told me I only had a year to live...
I said "Don't be upset doc".
He said...No no, you don't understand. I've just been so goddamn busy...I meant to tell you this last year.
abqtommy
(14,118 posts)5. I'm sure I've heard these jokes from the Marx brothers and they
hold up well.
PatrickforO
(14,516 posts)6. Cute. n/t