WANTED: Professional Hair Stylist to braid hair.

[LuckyCharms]

Not for me.

It's for my rabbits.

Braid the hair of all of my rabbits.

The prettier you make them, the more I pay.

Do the initial braiding, then maintenance touch up as needed.

This is a full time position with benefits.

DISCLAIMER: I have a lot of rabbits that need braiding.

So many rabbits.

No texts or phone calls...meet me in front of the diner this Saturday at 2 PM.

Hold a sign that says "Hare Stylist" so I know it's you.

[TEB]

1. Would you mind

If I showed up with our rabbits as well. And 3 horses two goats and a donkey.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I would not mind at all...

assuming that they are or have the potential of being pretty.

[TEB]

3. Why absolutely

[Backseat Driver]

4. Weird, but the uncoffeed Tuesday morning mind goes where it will

If you hire a candidate, beware of The Highwayman


Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed braider,
Bess, the landlord's braider,
Plaiting dark red love-knots into the rabbits' long hair.

My apologies to Alfred Noyes - you probably know how this poem ends - with lots of hasenpfeffer!

Question: If you braid bunnies' fur and they wet, will it result in a "felted" bunny that will require shaving down to the skin? That's what happens to my Havanese doggie. PS: I'd definitely love to see a pic of braided bunnies all in a row, each with a beautiful ribbon.