For just $1499 you can die in a totally embarassing way...

[DetlefK]

https://news.avclub.com/this-floating-tent-offers-you-a-cool-new-way-to-die-whi-1837375346

It's a floating tent.

You go to sleep in a floating tent on a river and let the river handle the rest.

In the wilderness.

[iscooterliberally]

1. My favorite comment "This is Doordash for bears" LOL!! n/t

[tblue37]

2. My favorite reply:

I don't think the purpose of camping is to have no fucking clue where you are when you wake up. That's what drinking is for.

[smirkymonkey]

7. *snicker*

[sarge43]

10. Yup.

$1499 is too high a price to pay to have a first responder standing over what's left of your body and remarking, "I've seen some fucked up ways to kill yourself, but .... I can't cope." Then, walks away.

[dalton99a]

3. It's $1,999.00 now

[hlthe2b]

4. Good that the tent is bright red...

so the strips will be obvious hanging off an alligator's mouth, in bear scat or caught on the rocks and boulders above your untimely ending.

[Phoenix61]

5. This could work on some rivers

There are several near me that are slow moving with sand bank shore lines. Defiantly wouldn’t want to try it when the river was really high.

[hunter]

6. In hell they strap you into one of these...

... and you go around and around forever in Disneyland's "It's a Small World."

[sarge43]

11. DUzzy.

[ProudLib72]

8. So.....

This is for people who own land with a pond but no house. I think it's a wonderful idea!

[Demovictory9]

9. hee

Yes, at long last, you can now live out your dream of falling asleep while you lazily drift down a river, hit a sharp submerged stick, and awake in total darkness as cool, refreshing water rushes into your tent and a high-quality nylon body bag slowly entombs you and pulls you down to where the rescue divers will recover your waterlogged, fish-eaten corpse.