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Coventina

(27,084 posts) Thu Aug 22, 2019, 11:17 AM Aug 2019

Vampires suck your blood because

They can't go out in the sun for vitamin D.

You ever think about that?

No, because you are a selfish jerk!!

(not my joke, but thought it was funny and wanted to share....)

on edit: dumb typo

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Vampires suck your blood because (Original Post) Coventina Aug 2019 OP

CVS delivers now. JohnnyRingo Aug 2019 #1

JohnnyRingo

(18,622 posts)

1. CVS delivers now.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Thu Aug 22, 2019, 12:13 PM

Aug 2019

Sorry, no sympathy for vampires. It might have been excusable back in the 18th century, but they're just parasites on hard working Americans now. Get a night job washing dishes at Perkins. Turn the cape around and it's an apron.

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