Florida Man Arrested For Performing Castration On Guy He Met On The Internet

[Floyd R. Turbo]

According to their report, deputies responded to a home in Sebring after receiving a 911 hang up just before midnight on Sunday.

When the deputy arrived, Gary Jon Van Ryswyk, 74, opened the door and delivered a startling statement. According to Highlands deputies, Van Ryswyk said he had just performed a castration on a man he had met via a website on the dark web.

That man was inside the house, in a room decked out like a surgical center with medical equipment and painkillers. He was on a bed with a towel covering his groin, which was bleeding heavily, deputies said.

That’s because, right nearby, a pink container “held two body parts that had recently been much closer to the victim,” according to the department’s post.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article234185392.html#storylink=cpy

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's just nuts.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Ouch! 😱

[47of74]

5. Rimshot!

[mr_lebowski]

3. In the realm of WTF things in this world ... this is WAY up there, even for Florida (nt)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Nothing surprises me anymore!

[genxlib]

6. It is worth a click through on this one

The rest of the story is even stranger than the lede.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. No kidding!

[rurallib]

8. did the castrater study under Joni Ernst?

She made 'em squeal!

[LonePirate]

9. That story should receive an instant induction in the Florida Man Hall of Fame.

It is insane even by the standards set by previous Florida Man stories.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. For some reason, I'm reminded of the "Cooking Lesson" episode from the IT Crowd reading this.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Ok, I don't even want to know the details of this.

Florida man is getting more and more fucked up by the day.