Oops - awkward typo in a text to my 97 yr old mom.

[3catwoman3]

My mom is fortunate enough to have no cognitive decline and is iPad and text capable. Late last night, she sent me a text expressing her hope that the Democrats don’t somehow blow it today.

In an attempt to express my admiration for Chairman Schiff and my confidence that he will run things well, I texted back, “Adam Schiff seems to always have his dicks in a row.” She texted back, “His WHAT?”

Fortunately, my mom, having been around as long as she has, and having had a long and varied nursing career, has a pretty good sense of humor and is not easily shocked.

I corrected my typo, and then opined that, with all the idiot Republicans around, my typo may not have been entirely inaccurate. Plenty of dicks on the committee Representative Schiff chairs.

[intrepidity]

1. Lol nt

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

2. Thanks for the chuckle 🤣

[TygrBright]

3. Hey, it's easier to line 'em up against the wall when they're already in a row... n/t

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. My 93 year old mother would have had a good chuckle.

She doesn't swear, but she thinks my potty mouth is hilarious.

[gopiscrap]

5. how fruedian

[3catwoman3]

6. Well, in my own defense, the "i" and the "u" are...

...right next to each other on the keyboard -

[gopiscrap]

7. ha ha love it

[Ron Obvious]

8. My errors from predictive text always make me feel like a aunt. n/t