Went to a funeral and all were asked to say a few words

[packman]

A man stood up and said, "Plethora." As he sat back down the wife said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

A mime stood up, waved his arms around and sat down.
The wife shed a tear and said "that was moving."


His cousin got up and said “a big hole in the ground with a water in it”
The wife knows he meant well.

The priest says after the service "ghost elevator".
The wife replied, "That really lifts my spirits."

[rurallib]

1. ********** G R O A N *********

[Cartoonist]

2. My turn

A farmer got up and said, "Side of a barn."
The wife said, "We'll both miss him."

[lastlib]

3. A big upper-arm bone!

(That's humerus......)