Newest weird health trend: Perineum Sunning (Butt Sunning)

[fleur-de-lisa]

When I do it, the cops and my neighbors call it "indecency."

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‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by

https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

They’re soaking up some rays where the sun don’t shine.

The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step “Sun Worship exercise” pulled from “The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom” by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area “healthy and free of germs.”

[5X]

1. I often santiize things in the sun, but not this, thank you.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Getting sunburned *there* could be pretty miserable,

but to each his own, I guess.

[Docreed2003]

3. Guess it beats bleaching

[The Polack MSgt]

14. I prefer to think of it as

"Changing my Ring Tone"

[CincyDem]

4. So much for "Stick it where the sun don't shine". n/t

[cwydro]

13. Lol!

Well played!

[safeinOhio]

5. 70 year old butt...

must never see daylight.

[ret5hd]

6. Me and mine thank you...

as you and yours thank me for returning the favor!

[NotASurfer]

7. Please let this be the work of Russian trolls

It sounds so much like one of the "what asinine lunacy can we spread on social media while we laugh until we piss ourselves" bits of insanity dropping from Pootie's trollworks

[MicaelS]

15. Not too sure of that.

People really pay for money for "anal bleaching".

[MontanaMama]

8. I remember partying with

college friends at the lake and the guys called this “sunning your ducks”...that was back in the 80’s. Everything is new again. 🙄

[hlthe2b]

9. There IS a reason humans started wearing clothes...

(and should surely CONTINUE to). Maybe cover heads too, since it appears some are suffering from BRAIN SEEP.

[getagrip_already]

11. why am I afraid to google this? n/t

[sdfernando]

12. This is not new

Where do you think the phrase "chaps my ass" came from?

[IcyPeas]

16. assholes

[mitch96]

17. Just as weird as perineum bleaching.. ugg. Can you imagine a sun burn down there?? ouch! nt

[panader0]

19. I can't try this now. It'll be raining for days.

Maybe in the spring.....
I wonder if the wood stove would be a decent substitution.

[LeftInTX]

21. I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow is doing this?

Article refers to A-listers.....

[TexasBushwhacker]

22. Before or after

Her vaginal steaming?