Christmas shopping is complete I bought frozen turkeys on sale

[TEB]

I picked up eight of them off the butcher we stick them in deep freezers. I came in and said to the boys hey you guys go get your early Christmas presents they’re in bed of pickup. They looked at me huh I said yes I’m in the Christmas mood. They actually moved with a purpose what did dad get us. For the price per pound it’s four decent multiple meals with the boys Over the next six months.

I will send three of them home with our daughters. And send one home with our sons one friend. I love pranking these teenage turkeys.

[underpants]

1. I used to work with a guy whose ex-wife hit him in the head with a frozen turkey.

She waited for him either on the steps near the front door or on a ladder.

All I'm saying is be aware. 👀

[TEB]

2. Thanks friend

I wanna ask why she hit him should I

[underpants]

3. She was nuts

and mean and violent