Don't change your clocks! It's a hokes!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

er...hoxe.

Hoex.

Hoewks.

[Squinch]

1. Pssst.. Your pants are wet.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Fay Gnus!

[Newest Reality]

3. No siree...

I ain't fallin' for that fake time.

I ain't changing my clock unless Dear Leader comes on the TV and tells me to, 'cause he knows all about time.

[LuckyCharms]

4. His uncle was a genius clockologist!

[RockRaven]

5. Hoalkze

[LuckyCharms]

6. Hohx.

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Hoek

[abqtommy]

8. I've got a busted clock that shows the right time twice a day. Should I change it?

asking for a friend...

[csziggy]

10. That's better than my clocks

I have one that runs slow, right now it's about three minutes behind. Another runs fast and gains 4 minutes a month. The one in my truck is 56 minutes off and I never remember if I need to add or subtract - and that will change tomorrow!

Then there is the one that has been blinking for three years - but the time keeps advancing. I've stopped looking at it because the blinking bothers me.

The only clock in the house that is totally reliable is the one over the cooktop that checks the atomic clock constantly. It also tells me the outside and inside temperature and the humidity level. But that is ugly and hard to read in low light so I don't like it. I only use it to set the other clocks.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. I just wanna' know...