Not to be alarmist but if Kevin Bacon tests positive we're all fucked.

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Danny Zuker ✔@DannyZuker

Not to be alarmist but if Kevin Bacon tests positive we’re all fucked. #COVD19

5:25 PM - Mar 12, 2020

[Xipe Totec]

1. That is some clever funny shit. nt

[frazzled]

2. Isn't six-degrees enough social distancing though? /nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Nope. That's why it has a 19 in the name.

[Bradshaw3]

27. I'm actually related to Kevin Bacon

By 19 degrees of seperation. My other famous "relative" is Queen Elizabeth - by 20 degrees.

[Orrex]

4. Holy shit, my Bacon number is three!

[Dem2theMax]

5. Thank goodness there are funny people out in the world.

If we can't find ways to laugh through this, we won't make it.

And this was hysterical.

[Pacifist Patriot]

24. My thoughts exactly.

[FiveGoodMen]

6. !

[DesertRat]

7. Lol

[demmiblue]

8. !

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

9. Lol...

[lastlib]

10. Remain calm. All is well!

[MontanaMama]

11. OMG. That made me laugh.

Thank you!!!

[turbinetree]

12. K&R +1......................perfect.................

[lunatica]

13. If I'm not six degrees then someone I know is, or someone they know is!

[skypilot]

14. I actually waited on Kevin Bacon...

...in a little gourmet store I used to work in in Philadelphia. This was years ago and in less horrible times.

[Dennis Donovan]

15. You have a Bacon Number of 1!

Best I can do is 3 (I met Rodney Dangerfield who worked in "Casper" with Ben Stein who worked in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" with Kevin Bacon).

[skypilot]

20. Kevin Bacon Number of 1

I have to make that into a t-shirt somehow.

[Pacifist Patriot]

25. Oh absolutely!

[chowder66]

16. Let me start. I saw him at the grocery store here in Hollywood a few weeks back.nt

[MFGsunny]

17. We NEEDED this.

At least for 2 seconds, any DU'er who saw your OP cracked a smile.

Much obliged for your classy deed of sharing the tweet.





OTOH, I'll take a brazillion degrees of separation PRONTO between MF45 and we, the people. PUHLEEZEEEE.

[Dennis Donovan]

18. I'm trying to laugh as much as I can right now

[MFGsunny]

19. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! n/t

[warmfeet]

21. Fuckity, fuckity,

I hope we survive this shitshow.

[yellowdogintexas]

22. I think mine is 3

I have met Al Gore and his Bacon number is 2

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

23. Oh, dear.

You are right. We will all be fucked.

I don't know my Kevin Bacon number for sure, although I'd guess it's probably a 3 or 4, given some of the Hollywood connected people I know. Damn!

[dewsgirl]

26. LOL, I saw this earlier.🤣

[csziggy]

28. OK, I'm probably safe then. I know no one who is famous

Or connected to Hollywood in any way. Whew!

[iscooterliberally]

29. mmmmm....bacon.....mmmmm

mmmmmmm......

[FiveGoodMen]

30. I clicked on this expecting to see Homer Simpson

[iscooterliberally]

33. Samson is way better. LOL n/t

[Brother Buzz]

32. Yeah? The maple kind?

[MerryBlooms]

31. !