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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTrouble finding toilet paper? Difficult for you to self-isolate? I have a solution.
1) Cook up some big juicy burritos. About a dozen of them. Sit down and eat them all.
2) Wait about 12 hours (wait time may vary).
3) Shit your pants.
4) Go to your favorite grocery store.
5) Go to the toilet paper aisle and stand there looking at the empty shelves.
6) Stand there as long as it takes.
I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU that someone in the store will slide a huge package of toilet paper to you. They will either give up their own package, or they will find a package somewhere. They will stand far away from you and slide it down the aisle to you, like they are bowling.
Also, no one will approach you, so you won't have to worry about someone getting too close. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Trouble finding toilet paper? Difficult for you to self-isolate? I have a solution. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Mar 2020
OP
If you have the tortillas to make burritos, why would you need toilet paper?
Midnight Writer
Mar 2020
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evertonfc
(1,713 posts)1. no shortage in rural areas
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)2. I don't know. My "rural area" might be a little short.
lastlib
(23,197 posts)3. Ah, the Ted Nugent Solution!
Oughta work!
Midnight Writer
(21,737 posts)4. If you have the tortillas to make burritos, why would you need toilet paper?
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)5. I don't understand what the big deal is
Do people not know how to use a garden hose?