Ever fall asleep on top of someone and they were trapped for hours? n/t

[LuckyCharms]

[hunter]

1. I wouldn't sleep with anyone who wouldn't throw me off the bed.

[First Speaker]

2. No, but I've had cats fall asleep on top of me...

...and I just sat there for hours on end, so I wouldn't disturb them...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. No, but my cats fall asleep on me and trap me for hours.

At night when it gets dark, cats on your bed expand to the size of water buffaloes.

[TexasBushwhacker]

6. Yup. I'm happy to share my queen size bed with my cat

but when he stretches out perpendicular to me, my queen size bed turns into a twin, or less.

[PoliticAverse]

4. The judge didn't buy that explanation. n/t

[defacto7]

5. Yes. And when I woke up my drool stain was the size of a

[Ron Obvious]

7. I think I may have spotted a trend in your last few posts. n/t