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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNo toilet paper? No problem! I found a box of dryer sheets in the laundry room. My ass now
smells like lavender and for the first time in thirty years its wrinkle free. And as a bonus, no more static electricity!
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No toilet paper? No problem! I found a box of dryer sheets in the laundry room. My ass now (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Mar 2020
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Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)1. I am laughing out loud Floyd!
Static electricity after eating bean burritos ... not a good visual ...
samnsara
(17,570 posts)2. hubby scored a 12 pack today of tp at fred meyers at 7 30 am. Still no dry beans tho..
..I actually found a pack of large adult size dental bibs online...500 for $20 plus tax. I can cut them into quarters for wipe ups and small jobs...
kozar
(2,037 posts)3. sure Floyd ,,
No static electricity in yer underwear going on, please send video of when you take them OFF!!!! Evil smirk
Koz
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N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,593 posts)5. Truly "soft as a baby's bottom"...nt
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)6. Good on the electricity
but there's still thunder, right?
lastlib
(22,981 posts)7. You never fail to make me laugh!
What a gift in the days of tRump!
tblue37
(64,982 posts)8. I'm suspicious. Has anyone ever seen Floyd R. Turbo & Lucky Charms in the same
place at the same time?
lastlib
(22,981 posts)9. I don't think I would WANT to!
Callalily
(14,885 posts)10. OMG! I am literally laughing out loud!
That is sooooooo funny.