I had to cancel my colonoscopy

[nitpicker]

Because my mother/driver back is 80+.

I am concerned about me, but I'm not going to kill her off just for the sake of my test.

To the tune of the popcorn song:

Grr grr grr grr

Grr grr grr grr

(et al)

[MyOwnPeace]

1. Hopefully it was

BEFORE your prep (yeah, the 24 hour cleansing!). I would hate to go through that for naught!

[nitpicker]

3. I would have done the 48 hours of agony

If not for the issues with my mother.

There are issues that need to be resolved, but not known to be at the risk of my mother.

[jimfields33]

2. I hope your doctor is cool with that.

And if this thing goes to hell, it might be six months before it can happen. I hope you’ll be ok. Can’t you hire a car service? There not terribly expensive.

[nitpicker]

6. Sorry, it doesnt work that way

UNLESS you bribe someone to be an attendant servant,...

[Popcorn Samurai]

4. Sorry, got to do it...

Sh!tty...

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Oh, Popcorn............

you deserve to be here! Welcome! : chuckle :

[mahatmakanejeeves]

7. I finally had mine a month and a half ago.

The first one did not go off as planned. I was poorly prepped. I had to reschedule.

I had an extremely understanding driver. He has had his share of colonoscopies.

[beveeheart]

8. This morning my doctor cancelled my lumbar epidural steroid injection for Wednesday.

And he said it will be at least 3 weeks before it can be rescheduled. Needless to say, I am very upset, but understand. I've put in a call for more pain medication.