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catbyte

(34,376 posts) Tue Mar 17, 2020, 11:58 AM Mar 2020

How Not to Wake Up a Lioness!

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How Not to Wake Up a Lioness! (Original Post) catbyte Mar 2020 OP

Lion thought he was going to get a little action. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2020 #1

He did! keithbvadu2 Mar 2020 #9

Mama's pissed. And bad boy needs a cold shower for all his stealthy attempts. hlthe2b Mar 2020 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author democratisphere Mar 2020 #3

That had to hurt his pride rurallib Mar 2020 #4

Reminds me of an old girlfriend. TreasonousBastard Mar 2020 #5

Watch how hard he is breathing afterward... apcalc Mar 2020 #6

And complaining while she just walks away. catbyte Mar 2020 #7

HIs dignity was assaulted. The lioness will be posting on Me Too about how she didn't take his Amaryllis Mar 2020 #8

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,681 posts)

1. Lion thought he was going to get a little action.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:01 PM

Mar 2020

Lioness: "I SAID NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!"

keithbvadu2

(36,784 posts)

9. He did!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:39 PM

Mar 2020

hlthe2b

(102,234 posts)

2. Mama's pissed. And bad boy needs a cold shower for all his stealthy attempts.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:06 PM

Mar 2020

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democratisphere This message was self-deleted by its author.

rurallib

(62,410 posts)

4. That had to hurt his pride

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:12 PM

Mar 2020

He pussy footed up there , but then he BIT HER IN THE BUTT!

I'd think anyone would react like that if the got bit in the butt.

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

5. Reminds me of an old girlfriend.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:13 PM

Mar 2020

apcalc

(4,463 posts)

6. Watch how hard he is breathing afterward...

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:19 PM

Mar 2020

catbyte

(34,376 posts)

7. And complaining while she just walks away.

Reply to apcalc (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 17, 2020, 12:25 PM

Mar 2020

Amaryllis

(9,524 posts)

8. HIs dignity was assaulted. The lioness will be posting on Me Too about how she didn't take his