Got bored...

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

Day 38:

And no end in sight. Got over the no sports thing in a couple weeks made some discoveries...the kids are gone...moved out...I thought it got a little quieter!
Looking for stuff to do. Sock drawer is now organized found that missing one but now I have a pair that doesn’t look quite the same as each other, not a problem blue and yellow go together...hey...Easter is coming...it screws up colors all the time. I watched the kids color eggs.

I’ve been observing my dog, doing nothing doesn’t seem to bother him. I’m going to copy my buddy’s daily routine it may fill the day. Just a caveat...he is about a foot high and weighs about 20 lbs, not a big one.

Morning was good. Little cold when we went out to pee. Never understood all the circling he does, but it’s easier outside. Tried it in the bathroom...what a mess...never really found the best place but I couldn’t wait. Never again! Outside only. Still don’t get the circles but when I did stop to poop I felt aligned with the universe. I scruffed my feet back on the grass in triumph.

Sandi and Nikki the dogs next door got a little weirded out when I came running up to them trying to play. They did start to howl a bit when I showed them how.
Damn those squirrels are freaking fast...Jimmy John’s should use them for a mascot.
Got the chipmunk back to the wood pile...tiny bugger is crafty...turned on me and ran up one leg then down the other...while I was doing the “Those are the wrong nuts dance”...he escaped to the pile. No wonder dogs bark at them

Afternoon came and went... great naps in the sun...although I did tumble off the back of the sofa watching out the window. Man am I hungry...oh well better get rested up maybe a walk later! Walk was like home...just outside and someplace else. Nobody was around... we don’t really meet anybody in the forest ...jimmeny do tree trunks stink. Found something... smelled ok...ate it...my tummy’s rumbling... could be hungry.

Got home...blew some chunks on the carpet...kitchen floor was too far...just couldn’t make the last two inches. Hungry...ate dinner...think I’ll take a nap gotta go out to pee later. Tomorrow I don’t think I’ll revisit this idea...my knees hurt...gotta wipe my butt with something better than scooting across the carpet. Plus I think I gotta concussion trying to pee in the bathroom this morning...before going outside...damn circling!







Day 39:

[Phoenix61]

1. Thanks for the laugh. nt

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

2. YW..nt

[keithbvadu2]

3. You really have a dog?

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. I do..

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[keithbvadu2]

5. Cats and dogs certainly know how to relax.

[onethatcares]

6. totally brilliant

question.?

did you write a different one about 5 years ago ? (maybe it just seems like 5 years) but it was funny as all get out.