Golden Retreater:

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1. My mixed Golden Retriever/American Eskimo is the same way.

When we walk on the beach, she runs from the waves: doesn't like to get her paws wet.

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2. ooh, that would be a good name for donnie

when he backpedals one of his ridiculous statements.

of course, he usually just doubles down,....

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3. Lava beach!

Our beloved goldie was afraid of the wood floors in the house. He'd sometimes forget tho, until he was in the middle of the room, then he'd looked down, become paralytic, and cry for help.
Only way to get him off was bring in a scatter rug which he would then stand on, and I'd drag him the 3 feet back to safety.

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4. Oops, not paying attention. Sorry! Well, we can't have enough golden retreaters these days.

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5. That is exactly the way I feel. nt